New Year's resolutions - why not give up now?
January gym-goers always leave me feeling somewhat conflicted. On the one hand, they appear en-masse like a carpet of spandexed cicadas, to fill the gym on January 2nd. The sheer volume of humanity excreting Yule's remnants makes the changing rooms disgusting, and it becomes impossible to book onto classes. On the other hand, the people that sign up in January vanish just as reliably on February 1st. Because gyms insist you sign up for a year, these people subsidize my gym me